francheschi:

BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE

[PUNCHES YOU TWICE IN THE FACE]

DARK DARK

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breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

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crunchier:

bed blogging and hearing your mom yell that lunch’s readyimage

rushing to the kitchen like

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mom: it’ll be ready in five mins but would you mind setting the table?

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stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

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cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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so-personal:

everything personal

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