departured:

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

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memeguy-com:

I really didnt even know what to say

memeguy-com:

I really didnt even know what to say


tomoatmeal:

You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off.  And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.

tomoatmeal:

You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off.  And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.

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throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

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memeguy-com:

My fianc didnt realize until she saw this photo

memeguy-com:

My fianc didnt realize until she saw this photo


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at luke's 18th party probably

michael: YES BRO you got a piñata?
luke: no
michael: really? [whacks luke in the balls]
michael: my bad